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So guess what I got to do at work today. Evidently yesterday these girls went for a swim in a canal behind their house. They ranged in age from 11-14. At one point they looked up and noticed their neighbor on his dock, a glass of red wine in one hand and himself in the other. Obviously he now faces some legal trouble. Now waxing the carrot to pre-teen girls is just fucked up, but adding the wine to the equation. . .that brings a touch of class to it all. We dropped by the guy's house, and suprisingly he answered the door, though he didn't feel like talking to us for some reason. The other fun part. . . this guy's OLD. I mean almost as old as the city, and before you say "but Eric, Jacksonville was formed from the consolidation of several smaller cities in Duval County in the 1960's" that isn't the city I'm talking about. This was happening in St Augestine, founded by the Spaniards in 1565. Yeah, dude was old.

comments (3) 07-18-2008

The People's Comments:

Welcome to J-ville! Sounds like a fun town.

Wasn't cdeezy arrested for the same thing along the Huron River?

It's a shame that you had to leave Saginaw to find such hard-hitting news. As for the guy, I'd wager that his wife is either recently dead or incapacitated, and that he hasn't had opportunity for sexual activity in a long, long time. We're talking the type of dry spell that causes unwanted to ungive up porn. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that it probably is.

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