The Deezies Afterparty, 9-26-07 (in progress)
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TJ: This is the Deezies Afterparty! Ty Jackson here, the host of the only show that takes a weekly look at the Deezies fa Sheezies. The Deezies came up big again on Sunday... handing the defending Fantasy Football Fever champions... the Dundee DolphinZZZZZZ... their first loss of the season, 158-to-133. The Deezies were powered by their number one draft pick, Brian Westbrook. The running back gained 110 yards by land, 111 yards by air, and five touchdowns before being pulled in the third quarter. This week, the Deezies continue their homestand by facing the Tom Wopat Fan Club in a rematch of last year's controversial quarterfinal. Can the Deezies remain undefeated? We'll talk to Coach Deezy, in just a moment.
TJ: Thank you for joining us for another edition of the Deezies Afterparty, airing in syndication across the continental U.S. on the Deezies Sportsradio Network. [fade out instrumental] I'm Ty Jackson, in the studio once again with the coach of the world-famous Deezies fa Sheezies... C-Deezy fa Sheezy!
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CD: Yo, what mo' can I say? I done tol' y'all it's the year of the Deezies, yo!
TJ: I hear ya, Deezy! But I gotta say, I wasn't ready! Let's look at the trivia... most points given up by the DolphinZZZZZZ... second-biggest loss in DolphinZZZZZZ history... and that was all despite the fact that they were able to hold Steve Smith to a single catch. Deezy, this game wasn't as close as the score might indicate!
CD: Damn straight! Yo, once Westy had to come out, we already had the game won, so it wouldn'ta done nobody no good to keep pushin' for 200, but I still wanted to make sure Coach Townsend knew that he got owned. That's why we stopped at 158, yo. Cuz that's one more point than Team Swamp Balls scored on 'em the year after they championship, back when the DolphinZZZZZZ was gettin' owned by Coach Chiquet, just tah let 'em know that we gonna do 'em even harder without sweatin', yo. And Steve, I know he frustrated, but he done did exactly what we needed him to do, and the DolphinZZZZZZ' D, they did what I woulda had them do if I'd been they coach, cuz Steve was the healthiest guy we had on the field, on tha real! Torry, Westy, T-J, Marty... they all playin' through injuries, and you cain't cover all of 'em, so what you do? You shut down the fastest, healthiest guy, and hope the other guys be too injured to take up the slack. But, yo, we ain't got no underachievers on tha team. They all stars, fa' sho!
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