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Ok Fine, I'll do it

So I was hanging out on a messageboard tonight... and I saw this posted (which is obviously a e-mail joke) Lasy asses.

1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

With a more of a mocking challenge for the Men to come up with something to balance that. So instead of taking a look around on the net. And no one did, so I took the five minutes and I took their words and used to against them. This is what I came up with:

1. Women are like Laxatives ...... The only time you should have them around is when you have time to put up with shit all day.
2. Women are like Bananas ..... After you get off the first layer, you find what you really have.
3. Women are like Weather ..... If you don't like the look and feel, just wait five minutes.
4. Women are like Blenders ..... Even 'quiet mode' isn't quiet.
5. Women are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & eventually they'll give you a heart attack.
6. Women are like Commercials ...... Always interrupting the game/show at inopportune times.
7. Women are like Department Stores ..... The merchandise always looks better on the rack then off.
8. Women are like Government Bonds ..... Once they mature, you never get what you really expected.
9. Women are like Mascara ...... Always masking the truth.
10. Women are like Popcorn . ..Once you get them heated, they make a lot of noise.
11. Women are like Snowstorms ..Always wet, but cold to the touch.
12. Women are like Lava Lamps ...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Women are like Parking Spots ...The only good ones out there are either paid for, or rented


comments (3) 03-08-2005

The People's Comments:

guest:
men are like penis's.......what else do we need them for. teejack

coldcat:
Women are like commercials- they lie to make you buy. Women are like lava lamps- you'll find one in every hippie chicks dorm room. Women are like parking spots- someone else is in them every fifteen minutes.

jewels:
Nice job Justin! You pretty much have it!