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Listen up you lucky people!!!

I am writing this tonight, for by Saturday evening I shall be basking in the glow of the warm topical sun, on the island of Oahu in Hawai'i.  Surveying the beaches for that poor islander girl who can not afford enough material to keep herself covered while basking in the sun.

I invite you to go to the following web page to see what type of accomodations that Lord Lonely shall be staying in.

http://www.turtlebayresort.com

Feel free to see the amenities that I shall enjoy and be envious.  Moreover, between the hours of 10 and 11 pm, you can go to this webcam link and zoom in on me at the hotel having happy hour drinks until all the women begin to look good, at this link

http://turtlebayresort.com/About_Us/webcam.asp

Just make sure to look for the goofy looking guy sitting all by himself, whom all the hotties are at my beckon call.  This camera has quite a nice zoom and pan feature  to make sure you can see the hottie wahine with me in the hot tub. I think she will be looking for a lei in there, but why would you take a flower necklace into a hot tub is beyond me.

So I bid you adieu, and ALO-FREAKING-HA to the North Shore of Oahu, Hawai'i. Onwards and upwards as what happens in Hawai'i, will be told to you over and over and over and over and over, well you get the point.

SEE YOU LATER, ALL YOU POOR BASTARDS STUCK STATESIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this is just a sample of what the locals wear)


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