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Think it'll work?

Well I don't like to just rip off what I see on the Internet, unless it was for school work back in the day... not saying that I cheated, I'm just saying that I did some "creative learning" as I used to call it.  Any how I found this littl write up on this dude's blog, while I was looking for a Cartman quote for today's captions. Anyhow, enjoy.

He says: Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we  could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get  up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have  some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together,  then finally we get past this sexual tension and  really develop this intense sex life that is truly  incredible, decide our relationship  is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get  married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we  buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only  to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for  you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and  my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside  affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are  splitting up. That's just too sad.

Think about the children. So, for God's sake, if you dance with  me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual,  because we both know where it's going.


comments (1) 11-03-2005

The People's Comments:

coldcat:
Will it work? Well, it has a better shot at working than "Hi, my name is Mr Excitement. I want to do you."

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