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The truth about Justin

After going unanswered for several years, the infamous cry of “who wants some butt sex?” has finally been answered...

...by Crashnet. What, you thought I was kidding about that soulless pillow-biter? I couldn't make this stuff up if I'd tried. You see, my sources have confirmed that He For Whom This Website Is Named is spending a week of vacation in Columbus, OH, in the company of a certain Buckeye who also is taking the week off.

Now, I can't possibly imagine what sort of reindeer games these two strapping lads might be enjoying with each other because I'm not into that sort of thing (although it's OK if you are, because there's nothing wrong with that), but thankfully I don't have to imagine. In fact, my sources tell me that the lovebirds usually spend all day at the buckeye's apartment playing with each other, although they did take a trip together to put their little balls in shallow holes, if you know what I mean. I wouldn't be surprised if they also make a quick visit to the Ohio State Fair, given Crashnet's apparent taste for animal porn.

Truth be told, I'm amazed that these two Friends of Dorothy were able to keep their relationship secret for so long. In fact, when Crashnet's AIM away message said he was in Ohio, I thought it was for a business trip. Knowing him, I should have guessed that it was THAT type of business... and the phrase “in Ohio, taking a shower - want me? call my cell” takes on a slightly different meaning.


comments (9) 08-05-2005

The People's Comments:

cdeezy:
Well, ''dude,'' we ALL know what YOU do when you ''hang out'' with other ''dudes,'', ''dude.''

crashnet:
Dude, nobody using joysticks anymore ! Well for video gaming. I don't know what you do when you hang out with other dudes.

cdeezy:
The fact remains that you spent an entire week playing with another man's joystick. That, sir, makes you a three-dollar bill... not that there's anything wrong with that.

crashnet:
There is nothing gay about golf, but your links to:
Gay_cruising_in_the_United_Kingdom
the Ohio State Fair
Friends of Dorothy
Columbus, OH
Those sir are all gay links :)

cdeezy:
What's so gay about golf?

crashnet:
Note to readers: cdeezy was partly correct, we did not go to a strip club. They had rule where the dancers couldn't touch. Stupid rules !
However with that said, coldcat and I like to frequent the clubs, we have invited cdeezy time and time again. But for some reason chooses to stay in 'Ann Arbor' and 'hang out' with his 'Comic Books' and 'Video Games.' And I guess look up gay porn and gay links on the Internet (I didn't know he did that until this write up)
It's ok though c-dog, projection of ones needs onto another is a classic example of non-acceptance of your true gayness. Don't worry we still all like you (in a keep your hands off our asses kinda way.)

cdeezy:
I'm glad that you did some research for your first date to make it something special, Justin. In fact, it's kind of ''cute'' when a pair of old maids like you and nightshift decide to take a Girls Night Out.

However, next time, instead of going TO a strip club, you might try going INSIDE of a strip club. Yeah, that's right: my sources are everywhere and told me that you couldn't get into the clubs because they only allow heterosexual men in the door. Maybe next time you should stick to one of your special ''men's clubs'', like The Manhole, if you know what I mean.

crashnet:
Wow Carson, you sure know a lot of gay links. I on the other hand looked this up for my trip to Ohio:
Link 1
Link 2
Link 3
Link 4
Link 5
Link 6
Link 7
Link 8
Link 9
Link 10
But hey, you know, to each their own :)

williamdaniels:
So what you're saying is when Justin goes produce shopping he prefers eating bananas over peaches.

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