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Why I hate Justin

So why do ''I hate Justin''? It's simple, really, but it's not for the obvious reasons. For example, I don't hate Justin because he has no soul. There's no point in hating someone who is soulless. What am I going to do, wish eternal life on him? I don't hate Justin because he always loses to me in fantasy football, although that must be a talent in and of itself. And I don't hate Justin for only choosing pictures that either have boobies or are homoerotic in nature, even though the latter would be a pretty good reason.

No, the reason ''I hate Justin'' is transitive: I hate my life. My life is with Justin. Therefore, I hate Justin.

See how fun math is?


comments (3) 06-17-2005

The People's Comments:

rochkano:
That's not fun math... beer math is more fun: 12 guys X 2 beers per guy = 37 cases

guest:
Your original comment was better.

crashnet:
Oh. I thought it was because of that one time, by the lake, with the hose and honey.

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