Effective Date: June 18, 2019
What Types of Information Does Life With Justin Collect From Me?
First, We can't collect anything you do not give us. So, in simpler terms, if you don't trust us to have it; don't give it to us!
We can collect Personal Information from you. Personal Information is information that can be used to identify you individually, such as your name, mailing address, phone number, email address, credit card number, and financial information. Or again, anything your little heart gives us to know about you. So if you tell us that you are a cross-dressing-midget, don't be surprised if your neighbor finds out.
How and When Does Life With Justin Collect This Information?
Again we collect Personal Information from you when you provide it to us. For example, if you tell us that you have been taking a piss in your neighbor’s pool every night for a year. We will then know this. And we promptly give that information to Frank the intern who will promptly join you each night.
How Does Life With Justin Use My Information?
We use Personal Information primarily for our own internal purposes, such as providing, maintaining, evaluating, and improving the Life With Justin Services. For example, If you write a comment that we deem stupid, we will promptly flog and mock you.
When Will Life With Justin Disclose My Information to Third Parties?
Generally speaking, we do not intentionally disclose your information to third parties without your consent. Ok, that isn't true. If we want to, we will disclose funny information that you give us. Sorry we are just assholes like that. Here let us put it this way, here are some instances we would disclose your information:
Disclosure to Successors. We may disclose your Personal Information to any successor-in-interest of ours, such as a company that acquires us. Hey, it could happen... honest!
Disclosure to Unaffiliated Third Parties. We may disclose your Personal Information to prevent an emergency, to protect or enforce our rights, to protect or enforce the rights of a third party, or as required or permitted by law (including, without limitation, to comply with a subpoena or court order). In particular, if you are a jackass, we may disclose your information to a third party that alleges that you have infringed their intellectual property rights through your writings.
Disclosure to one of our Moms: We might have to disclose your information when particularly Crashnet's mom gets upset with something written. Luckily, most of the time, it's his own writing, so I wouldn’t be to worried about it if we were you.
What About Cookies?
Well we do like ours with sprinkles. But really you need to have cookies activated if you want to be here. If you do not have them activated, or are always deleting them, then you'll always have to relogin, and will always have to redo your customizations.
Does Life With Justin Protect My Personal Information?
If you replace "protect" with "Do you like beer" and "my personal information" with "and pizza?" Then: Yes. Ok, so that really seems to be a great idea and we'll look into that.
How Can We Review and Make Changes to My Personal Information?
Just ask. We like simple answers don't you?
What About Children's Privacy?
The Life With Justin Services are intended for users ages thirteen and older. We have to do that because of "coldcat." Accordingly, we will not knowingly collect or use any Personal Information from children that we know to be under the age of thirteen. In addition, we will delete any information in our database that we know originates from a child under the age of thirteen.
Can I "Opt Out" From Receiving Communications From Life With Justin?
You may "opt-out" from receiving communications from us at any time. You may also "opt-out" on behalf of your spouse or children (if any). To "opt out," please contact us . This might take awhile, we get rather busy.